Okie, I won't ^^ Alcohol's been uploaded with the crack now. Same archive password. And the first disc of AOM has been uploaded as well. Disc 2 in progress...
To Install Alcohol:
1. Extract, password: pkemall
2. Click on installer and follow all instructions. Leave the "start program after installing" button and the "mount virtual drive" button unchecked at the end of the install.
3. Copy the keymaker into the install directory.
4. Go to the crack folder included in the archive. Open the NFO file and look for the serial numbers. One of them should work. >.> The last one always works for me, but it didn't work for my mom's lappy, so I guess it depends on the system. Copy one of the serials.
5. Open the keymaker and listen to the cool music. Headbang optional.
6. Replace the name, server, and email with whatever names you like. It doesn't matter as long as the email slot has "@ and ." in it and the server has "@" in it. Paste the serial number in the serial box and go through the buttons on the bottom of the crack interface from left to right, then to the bottom. I think it's "register, activate, then server patch" or something. Yeah. The server patch is important! If you are connected to the internet and you open an unpatched alcohol, alcohol will check the servers to make sure your serial is good and will unregister itself!
7. If this doesn't crack it, try it with the other serial.
8. Open Alcohol and look for the "virtual drive" button. Click it and set the computer to have one virtual drive (or 2...or 3....or 20....). If the process of making a virtual drive takes longer than a minute, it screwed up. Close Alcohol with the task manager, open it again, and repeat the process. This time, it should only take 10 seconds.
9. Go to the virtual drive at the bottom of your alc. interface, right click it, and press "mount image". Look for the "Old and moldy" ISO and doubleclick it to mount it. Install. When AOM asks you to change discs, unmount disc one and mount "norse poo". If you have two virtual drives, mount both at the same time and it shouldn't ask you to switch discs.
I don't remember if you need a serial number for AOM...I'm not going to install it to find out...just type in a random number and see if it works. If it doesn't, leave it blank. If THAT doesn't work, use this serial I just found.
WMX9R-TX6PW-VC768-DJKB9-GPMBW
If that doesn't work, search on serials.ws WITH YOUR ANTIVIRUS ACTIVE. Warnings of porn ads are also needed.
Okay! I hope that sets you off in the right direction once you get your game. I'm almost done with the website!! I'll be back on the game soon! YEAH!!!
~~Swib